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About Us & the Reviews

In the past, I've been a reviewer for All About Romance and JERR's now defunct newsletter. Currently I'm a reviewer for Horror After Dark as well as doing my own thing here.

These reviews aren't meant to be a reliable dissection of literary treasures written to sell books, just in case you were wondering. They're written for fellow bookworms whose reading time is precious.


All of my "reviews" will always be based purely on whim, fancy and mood. They are not to be taken too seriously. Sometimes I use gif's, sometimes not, sometimes I'm long-winded, sometimes downright lazy. Hey, you get what pay for around here. 

If you've read a few of my reviews and you still want a review, the odds are much higher that you know how I operate and you might just have something I'd love to review. Please remember I post the good, the bad and all of the stuff in the middle and will gleefully post it everywhere.If, for some crazy reason, you still want a review of your weird, dark and amazing horror novel (or DVD), romance or audiobook that has been edited and is ready to face the harsh, cruel world please fill out the form below. Do not send an email for books. 

What Do We Read?
  • Horror or Dark Fiction 
  • Romance (no inspirationals)
  • Erotica (all kinds as well as it's well written)
What Don't We Read?
  • Everything else
  • Books with a cliffhanger
  • Mid-series books
What Formats Do We Accept?
  • Paperbacks (sorry we're old fashioned)
  • Audiobook CD's or Downloads
If your book is only available in e-format and you think it's a great fit, please fill out the form but know that my preference is for paperbacks and they will always get top priority. I suffer from migraines and too many ebooks read on the Ipad makes my eyes bleed. Audiobook downloads will get read much faster than any other format because I can burn through those in a few days. 

What Do We Watch?

Horror films and horror tv shows. Yep, that's it. If you'd like to send me a DVD, I'd be happy to give it a viewing. Horror film reviews are typically run on a Friday. You can use the form or email me at barklesswagmore@live.com. Please put HORROR MOVIE REVIEW in the subject line otherwise it may be missed.

When Will Reviews Be Posted?

I am not good with pressure & will not take on more than I can handle so you may not hear from me right away - or ever. Please don't take it personally. Turn-around time is typically 30 days once I contact you and unless I state otherwise. Updates on reading progress can be found in my monthly wrap up posts or by checking out my sidebar to the right.

WTF Does DNF Mean and Will it Happen to Me?


DNF is when I do not finish a book. I reserve the right to DNF any book received in for review and will write a review saying why it drove me to such drastic measures. If you can't deal with this, please, I beg of you, do not submit your book. 

Where Will Reviews Be Posted?

Reviews will be posted here and at Amazon, Goodreads, Booklikes and Horror After Dark (if applicable). Please note, life happens and acceptance of a review copy does not guarantee a review.

Professional Reader80%2016 NetGalley Challenge

December 2016: Please do not be offended if you do not hear from me. I have little reading time and have very peculiar taste in books. If your book is horror related you can also submit it directly to Horror After Dark where a team of horror fans will see your title. Click this link to have a look-see. Thanks!


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Bark's Book Nonsense usually buys the books reviewed on the blog but occasionally receives ARC's in for review. Reviews are written out of the goodness of our dried up little hearts. We do not accept any other money, gifts or favors in exchange for our sweet, sweet words.