Bark At The Ghouls

From the man who brought us Hung Hounds comes a short story that promises to be twisted, gross and violent. How can you resist? This one's free for the  Kindle Amazon US . The Green Tea Heist  by  Donald Armfield Exreme Horror  44  Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads Tommy Two can pull off any type of heist. From bank robberies, to hijacking vehicles, but his forte is jewelry heists. Working for the Cortez Family, Tommy brings a certain exuberance to the table, dropping the mic with just his self as the stand alone heist man. A group of scientists step in with a new unexplained substance said to reanimate the dead to add to Tommy Two's latest jewel heist, that will line his pockets with large amounts of cash.All hell breaks loose when the cocktail hour is served. A body horror, zombie, erotica that will give a whole new meaning to HIT THE DECK! You're welcome!

Hung Hounds by Donald Armfield,  Bizarro Fiction When earth is attacked by the hung hounds, ravenous trans-dimensional mutts with HUGE penises, it’s left to cool-headed Humphrey (who has no idea what’s going on), the super-sexy and feisty Dawn (who does), a retired porno actor, and a monkey in a wedding dress to save the planet! Only thing is . . . Glinda, the mermaid queen who has the key to unlock the mystery isn’t letting go of it, unless . . . I'm giving it a 4 and this is why: Imagine this, if you will, you don’t feel so hot and step into the rest room to take care of business. While you were away, the earth has been plagued by demonic hounds. You probably shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings but it looks like they may have saved your life this time around. As these hounds are busy eating faces and humping legs (and other things) with their giant doggie parts, you are left stumbling about trying to figure out exactly what the hell happened. Fortunately you...

Hello my bookish friends! Top Ten Tuesday has a new host so be sure to link up over at T hat Artsy Reader Girl . The creators over at  The Broke and the Bookish are closing their doors for now. I'm going to try to be a semi-consistent contributor. But as always, I make no promises. Today's topic:  Top Ten  Books I Can’t Believe I Read I'm gonna have way more than ten! All book titles link to my review either here or at Goodreads. Don't Tell My Kids  . . .                                    I think you can figure out from the titles alone why I might feel a little weird about these . . . The Traumatizing                  AHHH this book! Some images you will never scrub from your brain. All of these books have loads of them. If you want to horrify yourself go ahead and rea...

Bizarro Armfield, Donald  Hung Hounds Strand, Jeff Facial Dark Fantasy Black, Holly Black Heart (Case Workers #3) The Coldest Girl In Coldtown Horror Anthology All In Fear: A Collection of 6 Horror Tales Anthology Bad Apples 2: Six Slices of Halloween Horror Barker, Clive Dread  (Graphic Novel) Blackmore, Keith The Hospital Blackwood, Algernon The Willows Bradbury, Ray The Playground Cain, Kenneth W. Fresh Cut Tales Carey, M.R. Fellside The Girl with all the Gifts Chaynes, Chelsea Creamed by Cave Monsters  (horrorotica) Chinn, Noah Trooper #4 Collings, Michaelbrent Strangers Twisted Curran, Tim Doll Face Cushing, Nicole  The Sadist's Bible Datlow, Ellen Nightmares: A New Decade of Modern Horror Dries, Aaron The Fallen Boys du Maurier, Daphne  Rebecca Duffy, Brendan House of Echoes Eddy, C.M.  The Loved Dead Everson, John Failure Field, Nathan The Many ...