Erotica Review: Buy Me by Alexa Riley

Buy Me
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

So, to switch things up and prevent complete brain rot, I decided to read some literary fiction today.

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Hey, it could happen.

Just not today.

This is the third book that I’ve recently read by Alexa Riley. If you’ve read one Alexa Riley book, you already know what you’re getting into. You’ve got your virginal heroine and guys in heat and insta-lust to the extreme but this one has a little something extra. Two “brothers” (not really, just bro’s) whose lifelong dream is to own share a lady and stuff her full of babies so she’ll be all soft and dripping milk. I didn’t make this up, truly I didn’t. And, well, things can get kind of messy when they are making their dreams come true.


When they first see farm girl Stella, who fortunately (for them) happens to have a lush of a dad who gambles away the family farm, they know she is “The One” and manipulate events and toss their money around in order to make her theirs. Ugh, yeah, you don’t want to be thinking about that too much.

Just as the “brothers” start truly living out their fantasy, a reality tv star, of all things, steps in and tries to ruin all the fun.


But no worries, it’s easy enough to skip over that contrived nonsense and that’s just what I did.

These books are terribly infectious. I don’t recommend you start reading them because you may be unable to stop even when you know you should.

I'd give this one 3 1/2 stars if I could but because I can't I'm giving it a three.


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  1. AddiTuesday, January 10, 2017

    Best Alexa Riley review ever.

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    1. Bark At The GhoulsMonday, January 16, 2017

      Thanks! And thanks for visiting. Sorry your comment was left in limbo. I have no idea why blogger thru it in the "awaiting moderation" folder :(

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