Got Your Goat by Edward Lorn



Got Your Goat by Edward Lorn
It's FREE. Read it right here but don't be blaming me!

4 out of 5, here's why:

My Goodreads friend Magdalena gave me the heads up to this freebie short story which I, in my typical idiocy, decided to read while on a lunch break. I do not recommend following my lead!


This is a gruesome little tale of revenge and goats and goat balls. Read at your own peril. You're very welcome.

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