Bark At The Ghouls

Thief by Alexa Riley, Erotic Romance Sean Sparrow has one more job to pull: break into the bank, steal what he was hired to take, and get out. He plans everything to the very last detail, sure of success... until he sees Tessa. Tessa Martin lives a humdrum life. With a boring job and a crappy roommate, she's sure there must be more to life than this. She's not prepared for the muscle-bound bearded man who walks into her life, offering her everything she's ever wanted. When Sean breaks down all of Tessa's walls, she has no choice but to fall hard and fast. But when the truth comes out, and Sean is fully revealed to her, will their instalove be enough to hold them together? 3 out of 5 and here's why: Sean Sparrow is a thief planning to rob a bank. It will be his last job, he says. He intends to retire after this nasty bit of work and live a life of leisure with Tessa, the curvy bank employee. Only she doesn’t know any of this. She doesn't even k...

My rating: 3 of 5 stars So, to switch things up and prevent complete brain rot, I decided to read some literary fiction today. Hey, it could happen. Just not today. This is the third book that I’ve recently read by Alexa Riley. If you’ve read one Alexa Riley book, you already know what you’re getting into. You’ve got your virginal heroine and guys in heat and insta-lust to the extreme but this one has a little something extra. Two “brothers” (not really, just bro’s) whose lifelong dream is to own share a lady and stuff her full of babies so she’ll be all soft and dripping milk. I didn’t make this up, truly I didn’t. And, well, things can get kind of messy when they are making their dreams come true. When they first see farm girl Stella, who fortunately (for them) happens to have a lush of a dad who gambles away the family farm, they know she is “The One” and manipulate events and toss their money around in order to make her theirs. Ugh, yeah, you do...

3 of 5 stars So, a beauty walks into an auto repair shop, has work done, conveniently forgets her cash. The sexy, bearded mechanic is all, “Well, well, then! Show me your kitty-cat and we’ll call it even”. I suppose most normal people might be a little skeeved out by this. But this little sheltered chickadee? Well, she’s all turned on by this bad boy and kind of flattered too. So she shows him her goodies because this is an Alexa Riley story, after all, and then stuff happens and happens again and again. If you were wondering, and I’m sure you were, yes, the heroine is a virgin and, yes, the hero is an over-protective alpha on steroids who falls into that sweet, sweet kind of insta-lust that he calls love. Alexa Riley never disappoints. But wait! There’s more to this story. The heroine is a poor little rich girl who is being forced to marry a slimeball because her daddy says so. Daddy also threatens that she’ll never, ever be able to see her sick granny ag...

Never read an Alexa Riley book? You don't know what you're missing, lol. Now's your chance to get this one FREE (at least for today 8/18/16) at  Amazon US  .  I saw it on my Amazon wishlist this morning and thought I'd share the love. You are oh-so-welcome.   " I thought I had all I needed: my gun, my chopper, and my brothers. Most women don't crave a life like mine, but after the things I've done and seen, I never thought I longed for more.  The Ghost Riders Motorcycle Club is my family and I'll bleed for them. I'll do anything to keep them safe, even if it's from me.  One look from him and everything I fought to hide was ripped wide open. Being an FBI agent gave him the power to flip my world upside down, and he did it in a way I never saw coming.  What happens when an FBI agent becomes more obsessed with you than with his case? Do you let down your guard? Or pull the trigger?  Warning: This book contains a heroine who doesn...

My rating: 3 of 5 stars Well, that was something . . . Like father, like son, I guess. This "book"(and if this is a book, then this is a review!) is nutso. I have no words. Read at your own peril. And if ya do, let me know what you thought. View all my reviews

Lovely New Releases for November You're Welcome! I'm going to look into that Eve Langlais "Space Gypsy" series for certain and, of course, I'll have to grab the two new releases from my guiltiest pleasure Alexa Riley . I'll skip the Feehan since I'm two million books behind in that series and the first one made me super crazy but all the others I'm on the fence until I hear more. Soooo, anything look appetizing to you?

Your Soul Was Made for Mine by    C.L. Hunter Released: September 2015, 334 Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads Looking for a new shade of grey? In her romantic, erotic fantasy, "Your Soul Was Made for Mine," author C. L. Hunter magnificently weaves a tale of loss, pain, romance, and electrifying thrills that will keep you captivated until the very end. When their lives converge in Ireland, Nolan and Emmalyn will never be the same as dangers appear from Nolan's past and the lovers unravel astonishing secrets together. With their union guided by an angel, each new discovery takes them to places, events, and ecstasies they could have never imagined possible.  Three and 1/2 evil kitties but I'll round up to four because it surprised me. “Looking for another shade of grey?” asks the blurb but I’m not sure why. I always assumed that there hinted at “grey” book was wall-to-wall sex but maybe I’m wrong seeing as I’ve never read it and I was nearly ...

My rating: 2 of 5 stars Well, it's no Trailer Park Virgin I'm sad to report. I thought it was extremely meh but people seem to love it, so what do I know? It takes forever and ten days to get going and when it does, it's just eh, is that all? I'm not a fan of the "fated to f*ck, eh, love you and only you forevermore" plot device anyway. Even if I were a fan, this wasn't a good one, if you ask me. Too many words, too much sickly "sweets" talk (gag me), and a hero who is all snarly and grumpy. It wasn't romantic, or sexy or even vaguely interesting to me. It just made me a little grumpier and I had to walk away without reading all of the unrelated "extra" material that filled out half of the content pages. Grrrr. View all my reviews

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Between naps is a little recap of what we were up to last week which wasn't much!  New Review: Five Stories High edited by Jonathan Oliver Retro Review: Slave Girl  by Lisa Cach The Hospital by Keith Blackmore The Collector by Nora Roberts Tackling the TBR: And the winner is . . .  Random Crap :   State of the Slump  - a lame explanation for my lack of new reviews! What We've Been Up To  ♥   The Blog : I've decided to cut down my blogging from 5-6 days per week to 3-4. This will give me more time to read, review, reply to comments and visit other bloggers as well as maybe blog ahead for once in my blogging life. I'll see how this goes. Trying to keep up with everything was eating up too much time. How do you all manage?! ♥   The Furries :  have been snuggling and lounging about and enjoying this never ending winter. Me? Not so much. I'm tired of snow, slush and this dreary weather. We had an...