Erotica Review: Trailer Park Virgin by Alexa Riley

Trailer Park Virgin
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Well, that was something . . .


Like father, like son, I guess.



This "book"(and if this is a book, then this is a review!) is nutso. I have no words. Read at your own peril. And if ya do, let me know what you thought.

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