Bark At The Ghouls

 If you enjoy modern day retellings of fairytales you might want to check this one out. My 2 Cents for Free! How to Be Eaten by Maria Adelmann Released May 2022 Source: TBR Pile See more @ Goodreads This is a fiendishly weird book that takes several known fairytales and puts a modern spin on them. It adds in a story that twists up “The Bachelor” as a bonus, weirdly enough. That inclusion felt strange but it makes a sort of sense because all of these women become famous for their very public run-ins/relationships/downfalls with men and the public's perception of them turns out to be not at all the full story, of course. The women, all dealing with various trauma, answer an email which leads them to group therapy sessions where they share their stories. Each story seems stranger than the last or at least as strange as each other with the exception of “The Bachelor” one. That one didn’t really work for me and Ashlee (ignore my spelling if it’s wrong as I listened to the audio) got on ...

This is where I spotlight the sparkling new releases that are tempting me so you can succumb to temptation too. The focus will be on dark fiction and romance with the occasional thriller tossed in that catches my eye.  I hope you're all enjoying the summer and able to get some reading done. I'm doing my best to start working my way through my tbr pile as well as getting to some newer book via audio. Here are 6 new horror books releasing today (or in the next few days) that I hope to read soon(ish).  New Books This Week! Carry Me to My Grave by Christopher Golden From New York Times bestselling author Christopher Golden comes a high concept horror novel about a man trying to protect his dead mother's body from the evil that is hunting them. Maggie Wise will take your eyes. When Malcolm was growing up, the local kids made up that chant about his mother, claiming she was a witch. He and his siblings did their best to ignore it. Now, Maggie is dying, and those same siblings hav...

Dummies meet ancient monsters and chaos ensues! My 2 Cents for Free! The Forgotten Island by David Sodergren Released October 2018 Source: TBR Pile See more @ Goodreads I’m pretty sure I’m finished with ARC reading for a good long while (once I finish my last one, that is). You people can have at ‘em. They have put me in a slump for the last time. I have a ton of books sitting here that have been sitting here for years and years collecting dust and sadness because I keep thinking I need to read the newest books for some ridiculous reason. I started reading The Forgotten Island while also reading some ARC’s and had to keep putting this down to finish those first when all I really wanted to do was finish this one. My family bought this for me when it was first released in 2018. 8 damn years ago. Ugh. Anyhow, don’t be me. Read the books you’ve been gifted and the books that you own instead of forcing yourself to read books because you feel like you have to. These slightly older releases n...

Haunting and well-paced and great on audio. Finally, a book that lived up to its blurb! My 2 Cents for Free! Arrowood by Laura McHugh Released June 2016 Source: Library Borrow See more @ Goodreads This was a great atmospheric, slow burn story about a family that is destroyed when their twin toddlers are kidnapped. Arden was only a child when her sisters disappeared and were never found and her family became forever fractured. She left them alone only for a moment and was a child herself and swears she saw a gold car drive away with them. But memories are tricky things. She returns to the childhood estate she's inherited and tries to rebuild a new life while reconnecting with old friends (and new) but finds herself digging further into the past and ends up unearthing devastating secrets. Everything is done so well here. The pacing, the messy complicated characters, the mystery, the trauma. It's definitely a good book to dig into on a hot summer day. I don't know how I missed...

I have a bit of a backlog of these since I've been doing my best to get through some of my tbr pile. So anyhow, here's another post that everyone loves to see (lol and yikes).  However, I've always reviewed what I consider the good, the meh and the not-so-great and seeing books others have DNF'd also helps people decide what they'd like to read next. We can't all love the same things and someone might read my words and say "Hey, I love that thing you hate. Thanks for the recommendation!" But it's all helpful as long as it's not hateful against the writer. So here goes the first batch!  Ooops, nope. That's totally not what this post is about. It's your last chance to turn back! DNF #1 The Fury by John Farris I realize this is a horror classic but I had to quit at page 50 because it was boring me to death. 💀 I don’t know why I have so many books in my tbr that are so damn slow and aren’t things I love to read. I’m trying to fix that one ...

This is where I spotlight the sparkling new releases that are tempting me so you can succumb to temptation too. The focus will be on dark fiction and romance with the occasional thriller tossed in that catches my eye.  I hope you're all enjoying the summer and able to get some reading done. I'm doing my best to start working my way through my tbr pile as well as getting to some newer book via audio. Here are 8 releasing today (or in the next few days) that I hope to read soon(ish).  New Books This Week! My Monsters Ain't Like Yours by R.J. Joseph Black feminist intersectional horror at its rawest... At its core, the horror genre is an effective vehicle for exploring human behavior. From within its terrifying boundaries, and lack thereof, we can examine monstrosity. We can determine how monsters are labeled, analyze the actions of those deemed monstrous, and prophesy the impacts this labeling and actions have on the world around us. Monsters are personal. Monsters are univer...

This was beautifully written but it wasn't meant for me. My 2 Cents for Free! Where I End by Sophie White Released October 2022 Source: Purchased See more @ Goodreads I honestly don't know how to rate this one, so I'll fall in the middle with a 3. The descriptions are often beautifully written, nearly poetic but the content is incredibly cruel and difficult to read, and it left me feeling sick to my stomach in the worst way. There are some major things here that no one is talking about that bothered me throughout the story. Especially if you are disabled, care for someone who is disabled, have an ailing parent or have empathy for those who need help. The horror in this one is 100% the people. Terrible, hateful, selfish and broken people taking out their sadness/frustration/evilness on weaker people. I don't know, maybe if I read this book at a different point in time my feelings would've been different, but I read it now when things are looking pretty bleak, and too...

I have a bit of a backlog of these since I've been doing my best to get through some of my tbr pile. So anyhow, here's another post that everyone loves to see (lol and yikes).  However, I've always reviewed what I consider the good, the meh and the not-so-great and seeing books others have DNF'd also helps people decide what they'd like to read next. We can't all love the same things and someone might read my words and say "Hey, I love that thing you hate. Thanks for the recommendation!" But it's all helpful as long as it's not hateful. So here goes the first batch!  Ooops, nope. That's totally not what this post is about. It's your last chance to turn back! #1 The Baby Dragon Cafe by A.T. Qureshi I purchased this book new with a B&N gift card because the cover was so cute and the reviews at the time were all stupendous. Sadly, turns out I didn't think it was stupendous. The more I read, the more awkward the romance grew. I quit...