Bark At The Ghouls

I have a bit of a backlog of these since I've been doing my best to get through some of my tbr pile. So anyhow, here's another post that everyone loves to see (lol and yikes).  However, I've always reviewed what I consider the good, the meh and the not-so-great and seeing books others have DNF'd also helps people decide what they'd like to read next. We can't all love the same things and someone might read my words and say "Hey, I love that thing you hate. Thanks for the recommendation!" But it's all helpful as long as it's not hateful against the writer. So here goes the first batch!  Ooops, nope. That's totally not what this post is about. It's your last chance to turn back! DNF #1 The Fury by John Farris I realize this is a horror classic but I had to quit at page 50 because it was boring me to death. 💀 I don’t know why I have so many books in my tbr that are so damn slow and aren’t things I love to read. I’m trying to fix that one ...

This is where I spotlight the sparkling new releases that are tempting me so you can succumb to temptation too. The focus will be on dark fiction and romance with the occasional thriller tossed in that catches my eye.  I hope you're all enjoying the summer and able to get some reading done. I'm doing my best to start working my way through my tbr pile as well as getting to some newer book via audio. Here are 8 releasing today (or in the next few days) that I hope to read soon(ish).  New Books This Week! My Monsters Ain't Like Yours by R.J. Joseph Black feminist intersectional horror at its rawest... At its core, the horror genre is an effective vehicle for exploring human behavior. From within its terrifying boundaries, and lack thereof, we can examine monstrosity. We can determine how monsters are labeled, analyze the actions of those deemed monstrous, and prophesy the impacts this labeling and actions have on the world around us. Monsters are personal. Monsters are univer...

This was beautifully written but it wasn't meant for me. My 2 Cents for Free! Where I End by Sophie White Released October 2022 Source: Purchased See more @ Goodreads I honestly don't know how to rate this one, so I'll fall in the middle with a 3. The descriptions are often beautifully written, nearly poetic but the content is incredibly cruel and difficult to read, and it left me feeling sick to my stomach in the worst way. There are some major things here that no one is talking about that bothered me throughout the story. Especially if you are disabled, care for someone who is disabled, have an ailing parent or have empathy for those who need help. The horror in this one is 100% the people. Terrible, hateful, selfish and broken people taking out their sadness/frustration/evilness on weaker people. I don't know, maybe if I read this book at a different point in time my feelings would've been different, but I read it now when things are looking pretty bleak, and too...

I have a bit of a backlog of these since I've been doing my best to get through some of my tbr pile. So anyhow, here's another post that everyone loves to see (lol and yikes).  However, I've always reviewed what I consider the good, the meh and the not-so-great and seeing books others have DNF'd also helps people decide what they'd like to read next. We can't all love the same things and someone might read my words and say "Hey, I love that thing you hate. Thanks for the recommendation!" But it's all helpful as long as it's not hateful. So here goes the first batch!  Ooops, nope. That's totally not what this post is about. It's your last chance to turn back! #1 The Baby Dragon Cafe by A.T. Qureshi I purchased this book new with a B&N gift card because the cover was so cute and the reviews at the time were all stupendous. Sadly, turns out I didn't think it was stupendous. The more I read, the more awkward the romance grew. I quit...

This was so incredibly disappointing in every way for me. My 2 Cents for Free! The Bloody Brick Road by Maude Royer Released January 2026 Source: Spotify Audiobook See more @ Goodreads I am not enjoying anything about this book. The characters are abrasive, the narration feels like it’s screaming at me and the story has veered so far off course it’ll never find its way back. It’s stressing me out and I’m calling it quits at 45%. I don’t even care that it’s not at all a Wizard of Oz retelling unless you squint so hard your brain bleeds but I do care that it is nothing at all like Maeve Fly or Tender is the Flesh and I’ve read them both. That’s why I picked this up. These untrue and terrible comparisons truly need to stop. Also, it’s a police procedural serial killer murder mystery and I was not expecting that when I picked it up. There is a brutal dog death and the dog is described as an ugly monster as if that’s supposed to excuse its brutal murder! There’s also baby death so be warned...

This is where I spotlight the sparkling new releases that are tempting me so you can succumb to temptation too. The focus will be on dark fiction and romance with the occasional thriller tossed in that catches my eye.  I only found a few this week that grabbed my attention which is probably a good thing. I'll start with the romance and move onto darker things. There's a new release by Chuck Tingle & Jeff Strand who are both always tons of fun.  New Books This Week! Candy Apple Kisses by Amy Clipston In a pumpkin spice-drenched best-friends-to-lovers sweet romance, a struggling artist returns to her hometown to save her best friend's orchard. Their fight against a corporate giant ignites an unexpected romance full of heart and small-town charm. Emily never expected to return to Splendid Lake, the quaint town that held her childhood memories, and certainly not to help save Jake's family orchard. She left years ago with dreams of artistic glory in the city, but when Ja...

This is a cute read with a little too much going on. My 2 Cents for Free! First Witches Club by Maisey Yates Released March 2026 Source: TBR See more @ Goodreads This was a cute book about three women who all happen to have lousy cheating cheaters for husbands. They come together when yet another victim of a cheating spouse lands in the hospital. They become unlikely friends and all find some kind of work in a nearby witchy apothecary. It moves along at a steady clip and new romances blossom super fast. Too fast for me actually. I think each woman deserved her own book because the romances felt really under baked. All three in one made it feel crowded and rushed and sometimes made my head spin. But it’s decent and a little witchy and has a slightly cozy feel despite all the dickhead husbands. Final Rating: ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Publisher Plot Synopsis  When three betrayed wives stumble into a magical apothecary shop, they discover that revenge is sweet—but finding true love and their own power is ...

Alas, this one wasn't for me. My 2 Cents for Free! Make Me Better by Sarah Gailey Released May 2026 Source: Netgalley See more @ Goodreads I have one more Netgalley audio to finish and then I think I have to call it quits on any and all ARC’s for a long while, if not forever. If it weren’t for the fact that I was reading this book for a Netgalley review, I would’ve definitely dnf’d it because finishing it felt like a chore. I’ve read Gailey’s books Just Like Home and Spread Me and enjoyed them but this one was a drag. It is a story about a woman named Celia who chooses to deal with her grief by escaping to a festival/retreat that claims it will change her life. And it does, so I guess, good for her! Who doesn’t want to live on an island with weird people who never wear shoes and seem to have no privacy? Where they take all of your personal belongings and lock them up. Where the babies belong to all, and where people seem to disappear but also never truly leave? Me, that's who! ...

This is where I spotlight the sparkling new releases that are tempting me so you can succumb to temptation too. The focus will be on dark fiction and romance with the occasional thriller tossed in that catches my eye.  We're going through a major heatwave so hopefully I can catch up on my reading and add a few of these newer ones to the tbr!  New Books This Week! Dead But Dreaming of Electric Sheep by Paul Tremblay Philip K. Dick meets the Coen Brothers in this genre-bending near-future tech nightmare that is as bitingly funny as it is horrifically believable from the New York Times bestselling author of Horror Movie. Meet Julia Flang, a twenty-something former semi-professional gamer, living with her retired uncle, and working two jobs she doesn’t like. Out of the blue, her estranged mother, a CFO for one of the world’s largest tech companies, offers her a temp job with a payday Julia can’t refuse. One sham interview later, she’s offered the job: to chaperone a man in a veget...