The House by the Cemetery by John Everson

Creepy cemetery, creepy house, creepy people? It's that wonderful time of year . . .



The House by the Cemetery by John Everson
Horror Fiction
Released October 2018
Amazon | Goodreads | Better World Books | Flame Tree Press 
Rumor has it that the abandoned house by the cemetery is haunted by the ghost of a witch. But rumors won’t stop carpenter Mike Kostner from rehabbing the place as a haunted house attraction. Soon he’ll learn that fresh wood and nails can’t keep decades of rumors down. There are noises in the walls, and fresh blood on the floor: secrets that would be better not to discover. And behind the rumors is a real ghost who will do whatever it takes to ensure the house reopens. She needs people to fill her house on Halloween. There’s a dark, horrible ritual to fulfill. Because while the witch may have been dead... she doesn’t intend to stay that way.

My Thoughts:

This is another book I read with a group of book buddies. I recommend reading all books with a buddy. It makes the experience so entertaining!

To join us next time here's a little info from Lilyn @ Sci-fi and Scary: We divide a book up over the course of 5 days, and meet nightly at 9 PM EST to discuss. If you are interested, follow @scifiandscary on Twitter. We always announce what the next book is going to be. Anyone is welcome to join!

This book is about The House by the Cemetery, if you were wondering. The house is actually abandoned and rumored to be extremely haunted. An entrepreneur with more money than brains, apparently, decides it will be the perfect location to create a Halloween spook house. Yep, nothing could go wrong with that idea, right?

“This place is rotting, stinking and creepy. It should be left alone to trot into the earth and disappear.”

The story follows a group of makeup artists/designers and a carpenter named Mike as they prepare the house for opening night. Mike spends long hours all alone making the decrepit old house safe for thrill-goers. One day a young, attractive lady named Katie and her not so attractive friend (we know this because it’s mentioned every time she makes an appearance) start lurking around the house. Katie decides she and her friend want to help assist Mike with his work. He’s a sucker for any female attention and agrees to let them pal around and “assist” even though I think OSHA might’ve had some issues with that scenario. But OSHA will be the least of this guy’s worries once strange and terrible things begin happening in and around the house . . .

That’s the setup and as you can probably imagine nothing goes to plan. There are secret rooms, bones in the freaking walls, relationship dramas, kinky sexy times on a bed of nails, and something sinister at play behind the scenes. Everything culminates in a spectacular bloodbath that will thrill any gorehound. I LOVED the B-movie-ish bits of this book and the horror film references but I didn’t really love some of the extraneous character scenes. There were a bit too many exchanges that felt like padding and only served to make me dislike a few of the characters rather than feel any sort of compassion for them. But I read an ARC provided by Flame Tree Press so maybe your copy will be different? I also thought Mike was a complete fool. His blindness to reality was something to behold. He was both amusing and annoying in his sex-blindness. I wish there had been less of Mike and more time spent on the character building of a few of the other side-characters.

I’d give this story a 3 ½. It was a decently creepy, atmospheric story until probably the last third when it took a predictable turn for the bloody. I liked the bloody, don’t get me wrong, but I could see where it was heading and my need to read began to wane. I know I’ve probably read too many books and seen too many movies like this for my own good but it is what it is.

I think THE HOUSE BY THE CEMETERY is a decent choice for the Halloween spooky season if you’re in the mood for some creepy thrills, some foolish characters and a sea of blood.



What's your favorite creepy haunted house story?

Comments

  1. chucklesthescotTuesday, October 09, 2018

    Yeah, the content is definitely not for me!

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  2. BarbTuesday, October 09, 2018

    I still want to read this one eventually. Sounds decent but I think there are others I will bump ahead of it.

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  3. Lark Tuesday, October 09, 2018

    I do like a good haunted house story; I just wish they'd been a little more original with the ending. But I agree, sharing a book with a buddy is always better than reading alone. :D

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  4. Well Worth A ReadTuesday, October 09, 2018

    Nice review.
    I think this was a 3.5 for me too, it's hard to remember because I've read so many since then. It did have a lot of gore at the end for people who like that kind of thing :)

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  5. LauraWednesday, October 10, 2018

    I'm still wanting to read this. Thanks for the heads up about the ending. I'll brace myself:)

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