Bark At The Ghouls

I just realized Amazon reinstated the sort low to high feature so guess what I can do now?! Yes, here are today's freebies from my shamefully long, very eclectic wishlist! Hopefully there's a little freebie goodness for everyone. Grab 'em while they're free and/or on sale! FREE! Horror/Fantasy/Paranormal The world is lying to you. Is that news? It must be very upsetting.  Richard Fitcher found it upsetting. He’s a witch hunter who doesn’t believe in witches, and tonight he’s taking a reporter and her cameraman on a witch hunt. He’s all ready to jazz it up with spooky noises and a gimmicky magic ritual that locates witches. People like that kind of crap, right? But there’s a problem. It worked this time. So now Richard is forced to call up old knowledge and power he didn’t believe to be real, challenging things that crawled out of the pit, if he has any hope of surviving the night. But this loser might actually find some value—the pit does have a t...

Celestial Breeding Auction   by   Lori Dawn Yes, I have come out of hiding to post this! I don't know WTF is going on here but you can bet I will soon be finding out! It is  FREE  today, don't miss out, lol. The blurb promises: "With my eyes still closed, I reach out in front of me. My arms touch something solid and warm. A terrible odor that is almost like the distinct smell of a GI bleed fills my nostrils. I gag from the putrid assault. Something thick and muscular slithers around me. I feel the sensation of being lifted. I still can’t open my eyes. The stench prevents me from talking clearly. I’m coughing and hacking for air. All I can get out is: “Please…. I… supposed… be… vacation.” Those are my last words before I am unconscious. Limited time: this book also includes over ~50 hours of bonus stories for you to enjoy." You are welcome.

Boo to you Amazon! The price drop filter is still missing but worry not dear friends, I found two promising freebies for you. I've read Kiss of Moonlight by Stephanie Julian and it was some cheesy fun so I'm looking forward to An Indecent Proposal. I haven't yet read Andrew Grey but he has written a huge number of books and they get pretty high scores from my bookish friends. An Indecent Proposition  by Stephanie Julian Erotic Novella 58  Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads This is not just a love story, it's an obsession... Two men. One woman. Half-a-million dollars. Keegan and Erik want one night with the beautiful Julianne, but both men have scars, physical and emotional. Neither can believe Julianne will agree to take their money to spend one night with them. But they can hope... Julianne has a mountain of debt and five-hundred-thousand dollars would go a long way toward clearing it and setting her up in a new life. All she has to do is sleep with...

Since Amazon so cruelly took away the nifty price-drop sorting feature, I have to say I haven't been spending nearly as much money over there. So take that Amazon. Here are two I stumbled across this morning. I haven't read either author yet but the reviews were decent so you might want to grab 'em while they're free! Forever Him  by  Jeanne St. James Erotic Novella 93  Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads This is not just a love story, it's an obsession... I can't keep my eyes off the tall, dark, and confident man who stops in the coffee shop every morning. I want this stranger more than I've ever wanted anyone before, even though I only know his first name. As an author, my imagination is my ultimate writing tool, men like Kane my muse. And the minute he leaves, I'm overcome with fantasies I can't control and my fingers fly across the keyboard... Until one day, I almost snap. My embarrassing outburst has me running out the door when he catche...

I don't know about the rest of you but I cannot resist free audio! I've been enjoying the Sync program for several years and have found some great reads. Plus, you can't beat free! Starting April 27, Sync will offer up two free unabridged audiobooks for download each week - no strings attached (you just need to download the free Overdrive app or web program). You can sign up by clicking here or anywhere on the schedule below. I'll be nabbing most of them. What will you be grabbing? http://www.audiobooksync.com/

I loved Hearts and Flour by this author. It was super sweet and sexy and a great book to use as a palate cleanser in between all of the darker things I usually read. This one went on my wishlist awhile back and now it's free and would you look at that cover?! Get your copy for the  Kindle @ Amazon US . Spell Cat  by  Tara Lain MM Paranormal Romance 206  Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads When Killian Barth, history professor, meets Blaine Genneau, quantum physicist, they ignite their own big bang. But sadly, Killian walks away. He doesn't do physics professors. In fact, he doesn't do humans, because Killian is the most powerful male witch in 10 generations and, though gay, he's expected to save his declining race by reproducing. He can't even have sex with Blaine, because he's been taught that sex with humans depletes his power. But if that's true, why can young human, Jimmy Janx, dissolve spoons with a thought? Somebody's a lying witch. With h...

From the man who brought us Hung Hounds comes a short story that promises to be twisted, gross and violent. How can you resist? This one's free for the  Kindle Amazon US . The Green Tea Heist  by  Donald Armfield Exreme Horror  44  Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads Tommy Two can pull off any type of heist. From bank robberies, to hijacking vehicles, but his forte is jewelry heists. Working for the Cortez Family, Tommy brings a certain exuberance to the table, dropping the mic with just his self as the stand alone heist man. A group of scientists step in with a new unexplained substance said to reanimate the dead to add to Tommy Two's latest jewel heist, that will line his pockets with large amounts of cash.All hell breaks loose when the cocktail hour is served. A body horror, zombie, erotica that will give a whole new meaning to HIT THE DECK! You're welcome!

Never read monster-porn? Here's your chance! This one's free for the Kindle Amazon US . Swamp Beast Impregnation  by Jackie Renquist Monsterporn!  14  Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads A way-ward explorer takes a dangerous path through a swamp. The creature that lurks there captures and transforms him. The brave man is prepared to fight the zombies and lizard monsters, but he has no clue that something much more sinister waits for him under the murky waters. When the man falls into the trap of a legendary tentacle monster he immediately thinks he has met his end. How will he react when the beast appears to be more interested in invading his orifices than taking his life? Will the aphrodisiac contained in the creatures slime help ease his terrifying transformation from muscled wandered to swamp-beast’s buxom bride? Forced Gender Transformation Rough and Messy Tentacle Sex Lactation, Triple Penetration, and Forced Impregnation Mental Change/Mind Control ...

FREEBIE ALERT! I saw these over on my Amazon wishlist this morning.  Oh how I love that price drop feature! Click on the cover to get 'em while they're hot and still free! Captive: Beautiful Monsters by Jex Lane Matthew Callahan has spent seven years struggling against the insatiable hunger for blood consuming him. Unable to stop the vampire inside from preying on humans, he keeps himself confined to a lonely existence. Everything changes the night he is lured into a trap and taken prisoner by High Lord General Tarrick—a seductive incubus who feeds off sexual energy. Forced into the middle of a war between vampires and incubi, Matthew is used as a weapon against his own kind. Although he's desperate for freedom, he is unable to deny the burning desire drawing him to the incubus general he now calls Master. This book is intended for mature audiences. Jake of Thorns by Amelia Faulkner Florist. Psychic. Addict. Laurence Riley coasts by on good looks and n...

Retro Review The Hospital   by Keith C. Blackmore Narrated by R.C. Bray Horror Fiction, 1 hours 37 minutes Amazon   ♦  Goodreads "Mountain Man" Augustus Berry is a survivor in undead suburbia. He scavenges what he can from what's left over. He is very careful in what he does and where he goes, taking no chances, no unnecessary risks, and weighing every choice...until he decides to visit the hospital at the edge of town, and experiences terror the likes he's never encountered before. A short story of approximately 9,500 words. The first story of the "Mountain Man" series. Contains language and graphic violence. If you enjoy this, check out the rest of the series.          I downloaded this a million years ago but finally got around to listening to it today. It was terrifying, so disturbingly good and is still Free on Audible . It’s only an hour and ½ long so you’ll get through it in no time at all. Go get it. Ap...

FREEBIE ALERT! Author Ray Garton has just put a slew of his books on sale, many of them for FREE!  Click here to go to the US Amazon page that list them all. Here's a few to tempt you ;) Trailer Park Noir Welcome to Riverside Mobile Home Park, where there is plenty of shade but no escape from the heat. Marcus Reznick watched the love of his life blow her brains out and then dove to the bottom of a bottle of vodka. Now he’s living in Riverside Mobile Home Park and trying to pull his life together . . . until a powerful temptation comes his way. Steve Regent is an internet pornographer who has moved to Riverside Mobile Home Park to work on a new website, Trailer Park Girls. He is looking for beautiful women . . . but instead, he finds something very ugly. Sherry Manning is a drug addict living in the trailer park with her boyfriend, Andy Winchell, who is a dealer. When a friend of a friend ODs in their trailer and turns out to be the son of a powerful politician,...

A Death by Stephen King, Short Horror Story Jim Trusdale had a shack on the west side of his father’s gone-to-seed ranch, and that was where he was when Sheriff Barclay and half a dozen deputized townsmen found him, sitting in the one chair by the cold stove, wearing a dirty barn coat and reading an old issue of the Black Hills Pioneer by lantern light. Looking at it, anyway. My Goodreads friends alerted me to this free short story You can read it online free by clicking HERE . It will only take you a few minutes to read but I think it's worth your time. It's dark but has a few moments of King humor. Where is it, Jim?” “My hat?” “You think I went up your ass looking for your hat? Or through the ashes in your stove? Are you being smart?” A man is accused of murdering a young girl back in the wild, wild west. He claims he's innocent and doesn't even know her but they've found his hat with the body. Did he or didn't he do it? You'll have t...

The Cats of Ulthar by H.P. Lovecraft "The Cats of Ulthar" is a short story written by H.P. Lovecraft in June 1920. In the tale, an unnamed narrator relates the story of how a law forbidding the killing of cats came to be in a town called Ulthar. The Cats of Ulthar was a personal favorite of Lovecraft's, who was an ardent cat lover. This is a freebie that you can read online by clicking   HERE  . It is said that in Ulthar, which lies beyond the river Skai, no man may kill a cat; and this I can verily believe as I gaze upon him who sitteth purring before the fire. For the cat is cryptic, and close to strange things which man cannot see. Once upon a time in Ulthar, before said law was put into action, there lived a sinister old couple who delighting in slaying any unlikely cat that straggled upon their property. This is a tale about two despicable, horrible, awful people who get exactly what is coming to them. I hated them but loved this creepy, atmo...

The Vampire Maid by Hume Nisbet, Freebie! James Hume Nisbet was born in Stirling, Scotland, arriving in Melbourne at the age of sixteen where he became involved in theatrical life. He returned to Britain to study art, and went on to teach and exhibit in Edinburgh. He became a prolific book illustrator, and was later commissioned by Cassell and Co. to visit Australia and New Guinea, contributing articles and sketches for Cassell's Picturesque Australasia (1887-89). Nisbet published seventeen novels, many of which were set in and around Australia and the Pacific. 4 out of 5, here's why: My lovely friend  Rane   helped me discover this little, lost gem from yesteryear. It was a joy to read . “It was the exact kind of abode that I had been looking after for weeks, for I was in that condition of mind when absolute renunciation of society was a necessity. I had become diffident of myself, and wearied of my kind. A strange unrest was in my blood; a barren dearth in...

Lookie what's free over @ Amazon US today!         Shifterella and the Billionaire Bear by Sable Sylvan To human waitress Eleanor, the Asher Ball isn’t the social event of the season, just another work gig, but when a mysterious older woman dresses curvy Eleanor up, Eleanor becomes the belle of the ball and catches the eye of Aspen Asher, billionaire bear shifter, heir to the Asher Lumber fortune. Tall, muscular werebear Aspen is tired of attending his mother’s balls, but when he meets the short curvy girl who introduces herself as Ella, he know he’s found his fated mate. Kind, hardworking, and stunningly gorgeous, Ella is like nobody else he’s ever met in his privileged world, and he knows she’s the one. Of course, Eleanor’s stepfamily refuses to allow anyone but their two tall, thin daughters near the shifter prince. Can Eleanor and Aspen find true love while Eleanor’s family works against her and tries to keep the two apart? A tur...

Bare-Knuckle Love by K.A. Merikan, MM Erotic Romance Jason is back in his home town and trying to make money the only way he knows - in an illegal MMA fight. Bare knuckles. Hardly any rules. All he needs to do is... lose. The Rabid Mongrels Motorcycle Club bet against him, and they are set to make a killing, but when Jason spots his high school crush in the audience, he can’t bear to lose. All he wants is to have Hyde notice him. He gets more than he bargained for when Hyde turns out to be the president of the MC, now out for his blood. To survive, Jason will have to make a deal with the blond devil. No matter how manipulative and vicious Hyde can be, he is a dark wet dream come to life, and Jason can’t keep his hands to himself. Soon enough, the self-destructive lust he has for Hyde becomes a dangerous obsession that takes Jason to the most forgotten corners of his soul. WARNING: Adult content. Explicit gay sex, strong language, violence, mentions of past animal abuse, m...

Never read an Alexa Riley book? You don't know what you're missing, lol. Now's your chance to get this one FREE (at least for today 8/18/16) at  Amazon US  .  I saw it on my Amazon wishlist this morning and thought I'd share the love. You are oh-so-welcome.   " I thought I had all I needed: my gun, my chopper, and my brothers. Most women don't crave a life like mine, but after the things I've done and seen, I never thought I longed for more.  The Ghost Riders Motorcycle Club is my family and I'll bleed for them. I'll do anything to keep them safe, even if it's from me.  One look from him and everything I fought to hide was ripped wide open. Being an FBI agent gave him the power to flip my world upside down, and he did it in a way I never saw coming.  What happens when an FBI agent becomes more obsessed with you than with his case? Do you let down your guard? Or pull the trigger?  Warning: This book contains a heroine who doesn...