Heavy Petting by Elena Dawne | Monster Romance Review

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Heavy Petting by Elena Dawne

Released October 2024
Source: Kindle Unlimited
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Well, this book wasn't boring, lol.

This is an erotic monster fantasy tale where the monster guardians have slain all of the aggressive and intolerable humans and there is now peace all across the land (ahhh, if only it were our reality!) The hard working, steadfast guardians are now allowed to rest and given a "soul companion" as a reward. This soul companion is a human who is basically a pet to care for. Yep, you read that right. The humans left to roam the planet are small and docile and sweet. Anyhow, this enormous behorned monster man is given Vanya who is all of those things and is also used to living in what is described as a dog kennel. She was a slave to some evil people and is now relieved to find her monster savior dreams coming true in every way. 

What follows is a monsterporn extravaganza. It gets weird and reaches new levels of wtfery and it definitely isn't for everyone. You have to truly leave reality behind and read the content description the author so kindly provides in the blurb (I've included them below if you're a nosy Nancy like myself). She's not, uh, exaggerating about any of it. There's some dub-con as well but that's nothing new in these books.  If you decide to read it and don't know what a hucow is, you're about to find out! Soooo, bonus? haha

This was a fun bit of escapism after all of the darkness I've been reading. Only recommended for other weirdos like myself and you probably know who you are.

Final Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐


Publisher Plot Synopsis 

He was the answer to her prayers.

She was HIS from the moment he saw her.

His pet, that is.
Never mind those forbidden feelings that take their relationship to wild and wonderfully taboo new places…

This book is for anyone who has ever longed for a large, hot AF monster hero to slay their enemies, free them from life’s cage, take care of their every need, and make them come in more ways than thought possible.

Seriously. It’s all here.
Hydrate well, and escape into this intensely smutty, feel-good fantasy.

Kinks size difference, monster dong, cherry-popping, milking kink / lactation kink, gaping, butt stuff, medical interventions, BDSM, pet play…

Enjoy!

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