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This wasn't exactly what I thought it was going to be and I'm actually happy about it. Ensnared by Tiffany Roberts Released: May 2021 Sci-Fi Romance   |   Goodreads   |   Amazon    Ketahn did not want a mate. Fate has a different plan for him. When the queen he despises declares her intention to claim him, he retreats into the jungle. What he finds there changes his world. Small, delicate, and pale skinned, Ivy Foster is nothing like the females Ketahn has known. She’s not of his kind at all. Yet the moment he sees her, he knows the truth in his soul—she is his heartsthread. And now that he has her, he won’t let anything take her away. Not the jungle, not the gods, not the queen. Whether Ivy agrees or not, their webs are entangled. No one will ever sever those threads. ---- Book 1 of 3 in The Spider's Mate Trilogy. My 2 Cents For Free! This was such an adorably sweet slow-burn romance. I was honestly quite surprised becau...

This is monsterporn. Proceed with the greatest caution, lol. About the Book Princess Miri by Cerys du Lys Monsterporn , 258 pages Released March 2013 Goodreads  | Better World Books   | Amazon Princess Miri is a bitch and the heir to the throne and she might have accidentally fallen in love with a monster.  It's common knowledge that everyone hates Miri, which is why it surprises her when her rival gives her a pet troll servant for her eighteenth birthday. Thump, as Miri names the husky monster, will do everything she asks. Or that's what she thinks.  When her demands lead to experimentation and sexual teasing, Miri realizes this isn't quite the case. One disobeyed order ends with a bang, literally, and her and Thump in an unclothed, carnal mess atop her now-broken bed.  A troll coupling with a human? Disgusting!  She should be furious! Irate! And maybe she is, but she's curious, too...  She never thought she could ope...

Zombies Need A Little Love Too . . . Servant of the Undead by Isabelle Drake Erotic Horror Fiction   Released May 2018 Amazon  ♦  Goodreads Having sex with an ice-covered, smudgy-eyed woman in tattered fishnets and a barely-there mini-skirt is Hayden Thomas’ first mistake. His second: thinking he’s in control of what happens next.  The city of Boston is held hostage by a snow storm and rumors are spreading about zombies roaming the streets, looking for human flesh. Hayden Thomas, tabloid newspaper writer, is out to get something fresh about zombies for his editor. At the Boston Public Library, Hayden uncovers some old research that suggests that some zombie tribes survive by having constant sex instead of eating human flesh.  Mattie, a zombie out looking for information on a rival tribe, finds Hayden and uses him for sex. After using him, she discovers his research. She wants to find out how to reverse herself and become one of the living again, s...

Carole @ Carole's Random Life In Books  has created a fun new feature called Books from the Backlog to spotlight neglected and unloved books that have been sitting on your bookshelf for too long. If you would like to join in, click the pic above to find out more. My Neglected Book of the Week is Kraken by M. Caspian .  I bought this book in 2014 which isn't too long ago considering how I usually roll. Can you guess what this one might be about?! The Goodreads Blurbage: "Kraken: A gothic erotic horror with tentacle non-con. When boyfriend Parker gives him an ultimatum Will never dreams his heart is about to be ripped out: move to a remote off-shore island with him, or call it quits. But Will picks wrong, and now he’s heading into the unknown to fix his mistake. But why do the locals think they recognise him? And why can’t he seem to leave? Reader advisory: This work of fiction contains explicit sexual activities between men that may offend some people....

Because if it "awes" Anne Rice, you know you have to read it! The Moan for Bigfoot Anthology, Volume 1  by Virginia Wade Monsterporn, 110 Pages Amazon ♦ Goodreads The love... the sex... and the endearing characters of Virginia Wade's naughty Bigfoot saga set out for another adventure. As featured in the October 2012 issue of Penthouse Magazine! "...I am in awe!" - Anne Rice "Right mix of horror and erotica" - Scarlett Jones "...the abduction of the three girls by an old woman and her 'son' leonard the bigfoot is treated like hostel; where the porn world meets the horror world. and it's not at all bad." - Karen Woodside Volume 1 of The Moan For Bigfoot Anthology contains books 1, 2, and 3 of the Moan For Bigfoot, Monster Menage Series.  Moan For Bigfoot ------------------------- If you go into the woods today... On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun-filled trip soo...

Never read monster-porn? Here's your chance! This one's free for the Kindle Amazon US . Swamp Beast Impregnation  by Jackie Renquist Monsterporn!  14  Pages Amazon  ♦  Goodreads A way-ward explorer takes a dangerous path through a swamp. The creature that lurks there captures and transforms him. The brave man is prepared to fight the zombies and lizard monsters, but he has no clue that something much more sinister waits for him under the murky waters. When the man falls into the trap of a legendary tentacle monster he immediately thinks he has met his end. How will he react when the beast appears to be more interested in invading his orifices than taking his life? Will the aphrodisiac contained in the creatures slime help ease his terrifying transformation from muscled wandered to swamp-beast’s buxom bride? Forced Gender Transformation Rough and Messy Tentacle Sex Lactation, Triple Penetration, and Forced Impregnation Mental Change/Mind Control ...

Retro Review My Lactation Consultant is a Lesbian Werewolf  by Bytch Williams Monsterporn! 27 Pages Amazon ♦ Goodreads WARNING! NOT FOR THOSE UNDER 18! EXTREME EROTICA!  New Mother Gwynne Westerlund thinks she is going for an ordinary visit to a lactation consultant. But things quickly take a turn for the strange - and the very HOT - when she steps into Samantha Lindofferson's office. An expert in the field of lactation, the sexy Samantha is also insatiably horny - and devilishly cursed!  Join Gwynne for a trip into titillation and terror as Samantha transforms from a buttoned up beauty providing medical assistance into a buxom babe performing amorous acts - and then into a fearsome creature doing the unspeakable!  From the acclaimed author of 'Slammed by Santa,' 'Bigfoot, You ARE the Father!' and 'Savaged by Slenderman' comes the latest in Bytch Williams's 'Banged by Famous Monsters' series, the thrilling 'My Lactati...

This is the year of the DNF and, since I'm failing pretty badly at that already, it will also be the year of the lazy ass review and the exclamation mark! As threatened in this post , you'll likely be seeing a few reviews that are completely thoughtless and probably shorter than their blurbs as I attempt to get off the computer and work my way through more books before the tbr topples and takes out one of my family members.  Bagged by the Groceries!   by Fannie Tucker Monsterporn! 45 Whole Pages! Amazon  ♦  Goodreads When Ashley Dubois tossed the big fat cucumber in her shopping cart, she intended to put it in a salad, but the grocery monster had another place in mind!  Living a pampered life in a high-end New Orleans condo, Ashley Dubois has little to complain about. But when a chance encounter with a wild-eyed homeless woman leaves her haunted by a voodoo curse, the trophy wife will face a voodoo demigod that will manifest himself in Ashley's ...

Come the Chupacabra by Ffion Rhys What happens when you stir together a sultry Mexican setting, ten college students, Mayan ruins, and a sex-crazed, mythological monster pack? An eruption of bloodshed and tears, and screams and moans that never stop, that’s what. So lick your lips and bend your hips, because this deliciously sexy creature feature is about to redefine "horror" forever. I'm giving this 4 out of 5 & here's why: It's a Chupacabra freebie ! You know you want it. What's not to want? A VW packed with silly, sexy grad students decides to trek out to see "The Ruins" and find the mysterious Chupacabra (that, my dears, is never a good idea but they do it anyway). Instead of finding deadly man-eating vines like those fools in Scott B. Smith's novel  "The Ruins" , t hey do indeed find the Chupacabra. A whole bunch of them and they're super friendly. All they want is a wee bit of good lovin'. This wasn...

2 of 5 stars I received a copy of this audiobook from   Audio Book Blast   in exchange for a review . This is a collection of monster porn that is so shameless and tongue in cheek (or wherever . . .) that it even dares to put in some swanky porn music in the opening sequence. I don’t think I’ve ever come across that in an audio and it startled me. If I’m being honest, it scared me a little too and I turned the volume nob waaaaay down. Just what HAD I gotten myself into? Warning: These stories were written to unlock your darkest fantasies and innermost desires. They are not for the faint of heart and are not your average erotica. They are not suitable for someone under 18 years of age. Read at your own risk...or delight! Promises, promises . . . So here we go. The Ogre’s Mistress A young widow goes hiking alone, makes it to the summit and then hears some grunts that scare her so much she slides down the mountain and breaks both legs. Man, that s...